uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

(via condorn)

maclonna:

me goin to war 

maclonna:

me goin to war 

(Source: adventurotica, via condorn)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via crrocs)

if you want to be beautiful
buy flowers and take
them to the cemetery

if you want to be free
write a letter to the person
you hate most then realize
you do not hate them
at all

if you want to be wild
wake up at 6 AM, drink
hot coffee and watch the
sunrise

if you want to be happy
smile at every person
you see even if they aren’t
looking  

(Source: irynka, via totorolove)

onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

(Source: styleswhore, via condorn)

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

(Source: hapsical, via just-another-chemical-kid)

(Source: vhs3d, via malekith)

kellinnquin:

thats a ptv show in the back

kellinnquin:

thats a ptv show in the back

(Source: br00ksbetts)

circumcisions:

shelbytchh:

circumcisions:

how to make good text posts: make really bad text posts until you get lucky

today was not your lucky day

well you know what?????? *loud crying*

(via condorn)

fictioningrey:


When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.

fictioningrey:

When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.

image

(via nutmegandpepper)

thesmileofawinchester:

The Oncoming Storm aint gonna listen to your shit

(via kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk)

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

  • it’s okay to be genderfluid but usually a girl
  • it’s okay to be genderfluid but usually a boy
  • it’s okay to be agender one day and bigender the next
  • it’s okay to not identify as any specific gender
  • it’s okay to keep your gender to yourself
  • your gender is your own goddamn business

(via thin-and-gaunt)